🗡️this machine kills incest shippers 🗡️ max🤘they/them
sanctferum:
“ a-relatable-potato:
“ amamirantarou:
“i dont know why but this is the funniest fucking screenshot ive ever taken
”
@robo-ahoge
”
OK so what we have here is
- OP being on TVtropes
- The fucking article name
- pre-retcon Karkat’s stupid...

sanctferum:

a-relatable-potato:

amamirantarou:

i dont know why but this is the funniest fucking screenshot ive ever taken

@robo-ahoge

OK so what we have here is

- OP being on TVtropes

- The fucking article name

- pre-retcon Karkat’s stupid ass argument that ends with Dave accusing him of communism and then winning Karkat Tantrum Bingo

- Karkat’s name is all caps, as if written in his quirk

- no last name given, no Vantas to be seen

- the quote is next to a picture but the picture is not of Karkat. the picture is of Rantaro Amami from Danganronpa V3

- The actual article begins with the sentence “Chairs are made to sit on.” in such a matter-of-fact way, while presenting the most obvious thing to ever qualify as a sentence about chairs

- when most people

gaygothur:
“Minions Femme flag for Femmes who love Minions
”

gaygothur:

Minions Femme flag for Femmes who love Minions

dwergaz:

dwergaz:

fruitsoftheape100:

maxeth:

fruitsoftheape100:

shit:

people that don’t signal when they turn there car.

Oh Fuck I Hate That Ah Ha

hold on elmer, you can drive?

I Am Holding On Tight To Find Out What You Mean..

this is probably the funniest elmer post ever

fozzie:

those “sharpest [material] kitchen knife in the world” videos. i click on em . i know whats gonna happen. the youtuber is gonna process the material over and over again then refrigerate it then cut it into a knife shape and sharpen it with finer and finer sandpaper. and the whole time theyre gonna be using those cow-shaped porcelain kitchen vessels. but here i am. for 15 minutes at a time. every time. and at the end when the knife is sharp. my mind will still be blown

kingdomheartsnyctophiliac:

habeenki:

rb this with how long you’ve been on tumblr and what ur blog was initally about vs what’s it about now

people who made blogs before 2012 are the Ancient Gods talked about in fantasy

redgoldsparks:

The Nib ( @thenib ) is doing a whole month of queer comics and I was honored to contribute this one! You can read all of the other comics I’ve done for them here, and here is my comic from last year’s Pride Month. You can find more of my comics, including my Genderqueer series, on instagram and you can support me on patreon or on ko-fi if you’d like to help me keep making this work :) 

actualrealexplode7:
“ pyrlspite:
“I made a discord bot that responds to all mentions of “todd” and “skyrim” with random todd howard edits but…. “bethesda” isn’t a keyword
” ”

actualrealexplode7:

pyrlspite:

I made a discord bot that responds to all mentions of “todd” and “skyrim” with random todd howard edits but…. “bethesda” isn’t a keyword

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cowboydyke:
“ somethingkvlt:
“How’s about you earn your own way in life rather than leeching off the success of others
”
someone tell that to the rich
”

cowboydyke:

somethingkvlt:

How’s about you earn your own way in life rather than leeching off the success of others

someone tell that to the rich

veryhappyturtle:
“ softgirldeluxe:
“ veryhappyturtle:
“*pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked*
”
seriously? are you kidding me?
That is a CHILD. Have some fucking decency.
”
*pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and...

veryhappyturtle:

softgirldeluxe:

veryhappyturtle:

*pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked*

seriously? are you kidding me?

That is a CHILD. Have some fucking decency.

*pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*

lesbriian:

this is so sad alexa play everytime we touch

ladyshinga:
“I haven’t seen the convention experiences so perfectly summed up in one photo
”

ladyshinga:

I haven’t seen the convention experiences so perfectly summed up in one photo

enoughtohold:

dadthinksdoctorwhoisacrimeseries:

enoughtohold:

a lot of people on this site are like, deeply existentially freaked out that they haven’t been in love by 19 or whatever, and are desperate for any explanation for this that might make it ok. i just want to say, you are completely ok, no explanation needed. this is MUCH more common than you think, especially if you’re not straight. you’re very very young. you’re 100% fine. if you want it, it will happen in its own time.

This sounds like some anti aro propaganda…

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dziwaczka:
“lets see them boys, todd !!!
”

dziwaczka:

lets see them boys, todd !!!